Madison Hash House Harriers

Be our guest be our guest Put our shiggy to the test! Step off trail, into the grasses Don’t believe us, kiss our asses Beer on ice, bag o wine, Jell-O shots oh they’re divine Eiffel Tower, par le vous do we speak French? No, do you? It’s a fun day, not a long day Are you ready, cause it’s time Scritches, scratches, mosquitoes, sticky ickys oh woo hoo Wet shoes and brambles are aplenty, oh look at that we have wet panties! Dont believe us, come to trail Is trail long? Is it short? Does it matter, not today Wear long pants and bug spray Don’t plan to spend all day You’ll have a ball, drink it all Go home and bitch some more Be our guest be our guest be our guest A short but oh so shiggy trail The theme is French so maybe wear a beret or bring some fries? Pavement will be lacking but unlimited burrs, bugs, and bitching will be available for those brave enough to claim them. 6.9/5 on the Shiggy Scale Cum experience the best trail Sex Ray could throw together on short notice assisted by Muffulupagus. 3291 S Gammon Rd (ish) Madison, WI 53719

Brought to you by Clits Out For Roller Dog (COFH & DR Dog) We've all been a little curious about going to Browntown. Some of you wonderful adventure seekers have already been! Well wait no more! We're packing it in for a short road trip so everyone can experience the joys of getting down and dirty in Browntown, Wisconsin! Trail starts at Cadiz Springs at noon. There will be adventure! There will be water! There will be chocolate pudding! There will be a winery if people so choose! This is a dog-friendly trail (they get into Browntown the most anyway) with some level of shiggy. Cum out and get dirty!

Cum one, cum all, to run, camp, fish, bike, grill, canoe, swim, and relax. This will be a very chill hash with mostly a “choose your own adventure” weekend. We will have a couple of campsites, so please let us know if you are planning on attending. cost of camping will be divided among those who choose to do so. There will be a limit to the number of people who can camp. Friendly dogs welcome, expect to abide by park policies. We will plan on a potluck-style meal Saturday night. Some beverages will be provided during the hash, BYOB for the rest of the weekend. Also provided: two friendly pups who love attention for you to pet. $5 hash cash