Madison Hash House Harriers

"The Drinking Club with a Running Problem"
Founded 1977

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LOST and FOUND:

drunk rabbit

These half minds have lost stuff at a hash.

They probably were drinking but let's not hold that against them (There are much better things to hold against them.)

10/28/07 - This morning I was looking to wear a white Pearlizumi windbreaker with a small amount of black trim and I can't find it anywhere. I expect I left it at a hash run but I'm not sure. So if anyone has found the jacket, please let me know. I have no idea where I left it but would love to have it back.

Thanks, Strokes. 233-2500 or email me if you have any helpful clues

JB is missing a red Fighting Bobfest mug. It had contained an Old Fashion and has since gone missing. Perhaps the Lodi hash last summer (last seen in Side Show Ho's hands). I tried to get a replacement this year, but none came with an Old Fashion in it.
Did anyone pick up my blue hash jacket by mistake at Bearaboob's 50th? (8/4/7) If so, please email me back directly: drum83@yahoo.com.

Thanks, Uploader

Lost at POOPEYE's 40th (6/16/07): Nora is still missing her bra...

Just? Nora

I took off my full moon T-shirt when I was setting the FM#4 (6/1/7). When I got done, it was no longer in my bag. Since no one was able to follow the trail, none of you probably found where I dropped it. Be on the lookout for an East side teenager with an attitude wearing this T-shirt or an adult using it a a rag to wash their windows.

Beer Nuts

I lost my pair of black running tights at Road Beater's run a few months ago (3/24/07). The ankles unzip up to the calf and are lined with reflective beading along each zipper. Did someone pick them up by mistake?? 'cuz RBeater says they ain't there.

Dribs

I'm still missing these shoes I wore twice: Shoe Description

Lorena Carrot

Here is stuff that we found.

We don't want it - it smells like you. Please cum and get it.

FOUND 3/1/08 - During clean up of the Great Room at Province Hill, I found a ratty old running jacket. Black and white size small or extra small, any way's it didn't fit me! Please claim or it's going to St Vinnie's when I get back from Perth. EggBeater
FOUND 1/12/08 At Heave Ho/Short Bus hash:
At the after on-in party, someone left behind a purple flash drive. Haven't checked to see if its good porn. Any takers? Undertoker
FOUND 12/22/07 (hashmas):
a white stone serving dish with cup and spoon--whoever made the quesadillas?
a cake pan with cover
a serving spoon-kind of squared
green running bra
a really nice pair of black leather gloves lined with fur (bunny?)
baseball cap that says "save water...drink beer"
men's rei grey flannel pullover size xl
duofold running tights, size m
okay this next one is a little inexplicable: a pair of women's blue running underwear left on the 1st floor. Did I miss something?
Show Me: I have your chicken. I can't express enough glee at that fact. It's being held for ransom. Now you'll really have to bargain with me to get it back!
FOUND 11/10/07 (Jelly Boobs BD):
nice black glove (Krackashowa?)
trendy pumpkin-colored vest (Show me?)
fancy cheese-slicer (Mel?)
beat-up gray sweats, socks and tennis shoes (Poopeye the stripper?)
FOUND 11/3/07 (Anniversary run): There was a real nice beige leather (maybe suede) jacket left at the bar last evening. If someone is missing their jacket, please contact me.
Also, there was a pumpkin/orange colored scarf left in the trunk of my car during the hash run.
Strokes
FOUND 11/2/07 (Friday Pub Crawl): Trailer has a grey sweatshirt with football written on it in blue and one anniversary shirt that were left at Wilson's on Friday night.
Found at Pornfest: 08/25/07 by Cornholio
Someone apparently took home a blue folding chair instead of their green one. Let me know if you want to trade back – I’m swiss.
I also found a little black purse with pink ribbons on the front. Monkey is that yours?
Found at BB's 50th: 08/04/07
1 Uploader jacket
1 flexi dog leash (I do not want to know about it if it does not belong to someone with a dog)
1 white runners hat
1 white runners shirt - womans sleeveless I think but the way the guys dress I cannot be sure
Found at POOPEYE's 40th (6/16/07): I have an extra bra-thought it was mine-color nude-size 34C-"body by victoria"

PIP

Found at POOPEYE's 40th (6/16/07): List of found items from the June 16 hash ----------------------------
1 pair women's khaki shorts
1 pair black sneakers
1 Chuck Norris t-shirt
1 pair brownish-gray ankle socks
1 black/red windbreaker with white piping
1 pair black running tights

Poopeye

I still have Barely a Dick's Ha-whine shirt from Clit-stravaganza.

Poopeye

At Fuze Blower's last On In, we set out a wash tub full of Hash Sh*t that has been left behind after a night in the party garage. Some of the stuff left behind after a Hot Tub full of Hashers is hard to identify. Lots of crap still remains.

Wire Nutz