Madison Hash House Harriers
"The Drinking Club with a Running Problem"
Founded 1977
Copyright © 2007 MH3
Hashing since: before you were born
Favorite beer: Anything wet
I never miss the hash. Where else can an overweight, grey haired and confused person be in charge of a group of runners? My favorite memory is ... well, I forget, but that is not the point. The point is that hashing is something that anyone without a normal life can participate in as long as they have $5.
Religious Advisor
Samori Sex
Hash Cash
Fuze Blower, Show Me Your Snake
Keeper of the Hash Horn
Mean Beaver
Official Hash Paraphernalian and Sh!t Nazi
Beer Nuts
| Hash Name | Quote |
| Beer Nuts | Beer may run right through me but the Nuts hang around |
| Different Strokes | I never met a short cut I didn't like |
| Eggbeater | Road trip anyone? |
| Just Dick | I guess I'm just a putz |
| Lorena Carrot | Home of the Snatchel |
| Nut Farmer | Even a blind squirrel finds a Nut Farmer sometimes |
| Pees in Public (PIP) | I pee, you pee, we all pee for ice cream |
| Slow Hand Dick | Let's sing the Zulu Warrior song! |