Copyright © 2006
Madison Hash House Harriers
"The Drinking Club with a Running Problem"
Founded 1977
Copyright © 2007-2008 MH3
Hashing since: 2003
Hash Secret: She sprays disinfectant on the hash trophies before she wears them (but at least she does not wash them).
Lorena believes in renewable energy - that is why she planted light bulbs in her garden. She wishes more people would call her while naked.
Religious Advisor
Samori Sex
Hash Cash
Fuze Blower, Show Me Your Snake
Pubic Relations
Dribbles In
Keeper of the Hash Horn
Mean Beaver
Official Hash Paraphernalian and Sh!t Nazi
Beer Nuts
Hash Assbamador
Egg Beater
| Hash Name | Quote |
| Able Body Reporter (ABR) | I only make right turns |
| Ah Shit | There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot |
| A Mean Ho | My Diet: Drinking beer makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles |
| Astispewamountie | I always get my man |
| Baby Balls | When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading |
| Barely A Dick | Never sleep with someone who is crazier than you |
| Bearaboobs | The more people I meet, the more I like my dog |
| Beats His Mouse | When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane |
| Beer Nuts | Beer may run right through me but the Nuts hang around |
| Blow Hole | There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else |
| Blown Dry | And not a hair out of place |
| Bone Again | The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass |
| Can't Find It | I get enough exercise pushing my luck |
| Can't Hold It | KY? I can do it without it |
| Captain Ca ca | I have a mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal |
| Clitagator | When life hands you lemons, throw them back and DEMAND chocolate |
| Colonel Mustard | I'm not a complete idiot - Some parts are missing |
| (Mayor) Cornholio | I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it |
| Cowpoker | MOOOO, snort,snort,MOOOOOOOOOOO! (Nice udders!) |
| Crack Ho | Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking |
| Craps On Craps Off | Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. |
| Crushed Box | I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to show you how I REALLY feel |
| Cums And Goes | I can see clearly now the brain has gone |
| Cum Kitty Kitty | Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency |
| Cums when He's Gone | I drink to make other people interesting. |
| Diego Faygo the Gay Porn Star | Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front? |
| Different Strokes | I never met a short cut I didn't like |
| Dribbles In | Food is a substitute for sex. Boy, am I starving! |
| Early Cummer | Stupidity got us into this mess-why can't it get us out? |
| Eggbeater | Doing a thing well is otfen a waist of time |
| Froggy Style | Nothing risque, nothing gained |
| Fuze Blower | If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something |
| Half Cracked | People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot |
| Heave Ho | The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind |
| Heavy Breather | If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast |
| Heidi Ho | One Ho drinks, all ho's drink |
| Herbawhore | Laziness pays off immediately |
| High Stool Dropout | If at first you don't succeed, drink rye and rye again. |
| Himalayme | Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner. |
| I C U F | When choosing between evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before |
| Jelly Boobs | Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex? |
| Just Dick | I guess I'm just a putz |
| Krack a Showa | Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes |
| Likes It in The Can | Screw Reality |
| Little Kahuna | If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you |
| Lorena Carrot | Home of the Snatchel |
| Lucy Balls | I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me |
| Male Bagger | You stamp em, I bag em |
| Mean Beaver | Ward, I'm very concerned about the Beaver. |
| Milk Boneher | I like it Doggy Style |
| Missed Erection | To all of you virgins - thanks for nothing |
| Mr. Rhythm | No one is listening until you fart |
| (Half Assed) Monkey Boy | If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment. |
| More Men | I don't like sex on television. I keep falling off |
| Nostradumbass | I can see into the future; I just can't remember last night. |
| Nut Farmer | I have the body of a god - Buddha's |
| Oral Death | Like me or lick me |
| Outer Lips | The slower you work, the fewer mistakes you make. |
| Pees In Public (PIP) | Mature is just what dull people call themselves |
| Pound 69 | A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. |
| Poopeye | Half the people you meet are dumber than average |
| Pubic Defender | A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. |
| Puppy Poker | It's not easy staying up until 2 am drinking and getting up at 4 am to run |
| Pussy Will Ho | I don't know what turns red when I drink but it is not my nose. |
| Ready Prickowatt | Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk |
| Rack 'Em Up | Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself) |
| Return To Gender | Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder |
| Road Beater | The older I get, the faster I was |
| Rude Yard | Is that a pyramid in your pants or are you just happy to see me? |
| Running Disaster | Has anybody seen my keys? |
| Samori Sex | You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on |
| Share Me | I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. |
| Short Bus | A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere. |
| Show Me Your Snake | To err is human, but it feels divine |
| Shuck N Suck | The more things change, the more they stay insane. |
| Slow Hand Dick | Let's sing the Zulu Warrior song! |
| Stiffy | She makes my pants want to file for an extension |
| Three Banger | I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes |
| Three Holer | A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her |
| Tinkle Toes | Beer contains Vitamin Pee |
| Trailer Trash | Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time |
| Ultra Smut | Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer |
| Undertoker | I keep 911 on speed dial |
| Urinator | It's not a beer belly, it's a spherical love handle |
| Wet Willie | Squish, squish.... I luv sloppy thirds! |
| Wire Nuts | Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question |
| X-Piles | The only reason I took up hashing is so that I could hear heavy breathing again |
| Zamboneher | A fool and his money are soon partying |