Madison Hash House Harriers

January 27, 2007

HASH HISTORY- RUN # 1536 - FUZE's 50th Birthday Run

Reported by an Objective Source

The weather was once again snowy for the 30 plus hashers who attended FUZE BLOWER's 50th Birthday Run that started at Glenn Allis School in Monona. The trail headed through local neighborhoods and soon came to a fine beercheck at a quaint (small) old bar on Cottage Grove Road. FUZE and WIRE once again explained away the short trail by recounting what has now become a tradition for this run, the story about how they were setting trail and they came across this bar and the next thing they knew it was time to start the hash. You know it's a good hash when the hares forget they're setting trail. The pack finished out the trail and all headed to the glorious party garage for beer and several great Nesco dishes. Both hash masters were suspiciously absent so DIEGO FEYGO led ceremonies until NUTFARMER arrived. Most of the usual suspects were honored including a few seldom seens, and new boot Just Brian who was made cum by his brother-in-law, POUND 69. Ceremonies drew to a close with the guests of honor, FUZE and CORNHOLIO doing their 50th birthday down-downs. NUTFARMER attempted to introduce another possible hash disclaimer with the very distinguished but sexy characteristic of being in Latin, "Carpe Diem Post Crastidum," which translated means, "Seize the day after tomorrow." He barely got out the the "Carpe" before the crowd overwhelmed him with their own version, "Carpe Dickum" which would seem to mean…? After a slight pause, the birthday multimedia entertainment began. FUZE and CORN were seated in the obligatory wheel chair seats up front, and the stage was set with the BIX poster on one side of the party garage stage, and a projection of naked hash runners on the BIX naked man bridge on the other side. MILK BONEHER and SHOWME extended a replica of the bridge and the Dancing Foreskins took the stage. Mayhem quickly took over when FUZE got up to dance with (assault) the dancers as the mock bridge collapsed to the tune of the electric slide's, "It's Electric!!!" In the end FUZE wound up wearing the mock bridge. As the birthday entertainment ended about half the crowd went for the hot tub, but they did not appear to break the record of 21. However, the water appeared to get mighty churned up when the Live Naked Party Girls showed up to entertain all the guys in hot tub.

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