Madison Hash House Harriers

February 3, 2007

HASH HISTORY - RUN #1541 - They Fought the Law and the Law Won - 50 Furlong Cancelled Plan B

Heavy snowfall and howling winds prompted local authorities (apparently unfamiliar with the hash attitude) to suggest that the World Championship 50 Furlong be cancelled for "safety" reasons. Race Directors, FUZE BLOWER and WIRE NUTZ complied and promptly announced "Plan B" since, in their words, "The Hash must run... or ski... and drink beer!" FUZE and WIRE hosted an informal hash run and ski from the venerable party garage location. The skiing took place on the Monona Golf Course and the running route circumnavigated the golf course. After these events were completed, the hares served plenty of beer and plenty of spaghetti and meatballs with "special" marina sauce. The best sauce in the world!!! Produced by hand, with assistance from a new vegetable processing machine. Hash parties at the party garage are always well lubricated and this was no exception. But soon, a vicious wave of ceremonies broke out. First with downs-downs were the current race directors, FUZE and WIRE along with future race director EGG BEATER. The FRB was WILL HO and the whiners were CRUSHED BOX and 3 BANGHER. These were followed by PUMPEDKIN who was visiting from the Atlanta Black Sheep Hash and two new boots Just Faye who ran, and Just Brian who didn't. These two also showed up for MILKBONEHER's On-On the previous week but were not properly mooned on that occasion. RD got the doggy style award and the hash shit went to 3 BANGHER who chose WET WILLY as champion. Then WILL HO got called up again for JFL while POOP EYE was awarded for doing "sumptin" wretched excess. Then it was time for SHOWME, JERRY ASS TRICK and NUTFARMER to display their broken middle fingers by giving everyone the finger. DFL went to DRIBS, MR RHYTHM, HALF CRACKED, BONE AGAIN and BLOWN DRY while ROAD BEATER was awarded for "running like a kid." Finally, AH SHIT, STIFFY, MILKBONEHER, RETURN TO GENDER, and SLOW HAND were awarded because they were missed in earlier awards. While many headed back to the hot tub, others went back outside to view the lunar eclipse. The ultimate DFL was CLITIGATOR who showed up near the end of the party to have beer and quick soak in the hot tub. All-in-all, a fine event for Plan B!!!

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