Madison Hash House Harriers

February 24, 2007

HASH HISTORY - RUN #1544 - ROAD BEATER, WET WILLY and 3 BANGHER Take One for the Team

ROAD BEATER, WET WILLY and 3 BANGHER took this open run that no one else could take so we're inclined to say they did a great job. But what fun would that be??? About 25 hashers gathered for this run starting at the Willows Tavern on the north shore of Lake Mendota. Among the crowd, there was a visitor/new resident hasher from Ann Arbor, ORAL DEATH. For the first time this spring (this was the first run after the vernal equinox just a few days earlier), the weather was warm enough for shorts. You might expect that the most terrifying portion of the trail would have been through the shiggy on a steep bank along the railroad tracks... but no!!! It occurred very near the start when DRIBS had a violent collision and fall involving a tiny stick that was stuck in the ground to mark the edge of a property. Later, about half way through the trail, 3 BANGHER was parking the Beer check van when she noticed Just Jeff already arriving. She suggested he be named Cums Too Quickly but that was over-ruled by YAK FUCKER, based on his Peace Corp stories from the Himalayas. It was a wet and shiggy run back to the start where everyone got their cars and headed to ROAD BEATER's house for the On-On. The hares provided plenty of beer and great vegetarian and carnivore stews. After the hares were toasted, the FRBs were MONKEY BOY, MS D'ERECTION and EGG BEATER. This led to "One Beater drinks, all Beaters drink" so they were joined by ROAD and MOUSE. This caused a "One mouse drinks, all small mammals drink" but there were no takers. The SCBs were JELLY BOOBS and DIEGO while JFL went to KRAK-A-SHOWME for leading a small group through extra shiggy down the steep railroad embankment. The whiners were SIR SHRINKS O'WATT and READY while the hash shit went to DRIBS and RD. Next, the visitor/new resident, ORAL DEATH was called up and asked how she got her name. She answered by rolling out her curvaceous tongue and answering, "I earned it." She was serenaded with Why Was She Born SO Beautiful and during the mooning portion of the tune SIR SHRINKS climbed up on his stool for a better mooning angle. A renaming broke out and STOOL SAMPLE came in second to HIGH STOOL DROPOUT and it was made so. PIP took the doggy style honors while BONE AGAIN was awarded the FMLYMI award because she had a private little dance for every hash song. Wretched excess went to SAMORI for her Antarctic and South American marathons, and to BONE AGAIN for some ungodly long trail run. CO CO and MONKEY were named DFL for returning to the start from the wrong direction, while BLOWN DRY, AH SHIT, DIEGO, READY, HERBAWHORE and PUPPY were all declared seldom seens. The RD lookalike award went to LIKES IT, WILL HO, NUTFARMER and BLOWN DRY. Everyone noticed that STROKES had a hang dog look about him because he was skipped over during ceremonies, so he was awarded the YAKALAYME-alike award. Near the end, WILL HO, LIKES IT and SAMMI demanded to hear the balls song, so they were called up to drink and portray the three ball roles. Finally, PIP announced the PIP and CLITIGATOR birthday retirement party (see upcoming events section) and everyone asked, "Retirement from what?" Someone in the crowd (BLOWN DRY) answered, "From ABR of course." Great big thanks to ROAD BEATER, WET WILLY and 3 BANGHER for taking this unplanned run!!!

Photos By Ready