Madison Hash House Harriers

April 14, 2007

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1547 - STIFFY 1040A Hash

It was a cool but sunny day for STIFFY's 1040A Tax Day Run that started at McClellan Park on the far, far east side. Everyone showed up in jackets and leggings except POOP EYE who wore shorts and a t-shirt suitable for about ten degrees warmer. There were four new boots, Just Jeff made cum by DRIBBLES, and Just Natalie, Just Caroline and Just Ross, some or all of whom might have hashed in Puerto Rico. The well conceived trail was laid with incredibly precise flour marks and the front runners were often caught when they paused to admire the artwork. The trail meandered around the area and headed through some plausible shiggy before reaching a well located jello shot and beer check. After this long pause the trail headed back to the start and on to STIFFY's condo. There was plenty of beer, more jell-o shots, and about six pans of veggie and meat lasagna (Mom's recipes) along with garlic bread. After a tremendous amount of consumption there was a low rumble of a cry for ceremonies. After the hare, the usual suspects were awarded and many followed their down-down with a jello shot. Eventually the four new boots were treated to the "Why Were they Born So Beautiful" song and a good mooning. RD was present and he performed a fine rendition of the Sex Pot Song/Dance late in the process for seldom seens, COWPOKER, HERBAWHORE, WILL HO and HALF CRACKED. As ceremonies closed, the jello shots began as STIFFY passed around another tray.

What the hare was thinking... Jello, Lasagna, Leinie's ... repeat repeat repeat... slur slur slur ... blah blah blah blah ... pass out ... wake up ... slight hang over. Fun times.

Photos by RTG