Madison Hash House Harriers

April 21, 2007

HASH HISTORY - RUN #1548 - Dribbles

Reported Under Duress by POOR LI'L LORENA CARROT

See? This is what happens when you poke fun at NUT FARMER's pencil (tied by a string to his notepad so no one can steal it ... hahahaha). You get assigned to "report" on the run. (Maybe NUT should also tie his undies to something so SHOW ME can't pull them down all the time!) This lovely run was hared by the birthday boy and every woman's dream lover, DRIBBLES IN. Using some kind of fancy dollop gun (patent pending), DRIBS lay flour "just so," beginning and ending at an antique mall. (No irony here, nosiree. How old is DRIBS now?) The dollops were impressive, but the trail totally sucked. We're talkin' ONE measly beer check! (Except, of course, for the OTHER, more exclusive beer check. More to cum on that.) The on-in commenced at the DRIBS' estate, with scrumpdillyhashious Mexican food prepared FROGGY STYLE. Ceremonies were, uh, crowded, mostly with females hoping for a turn to spank the b-day boy. Which brings us to SHOW ME. This hash was really all about her. In fact, in DRIBS' guest book many hashers wrote things like "SHOW ME was soooo beautiful!" and "We all loved her so!" And it's no wonder, because SHOW ME can make a sex toy out of anything. To this hash, she brought a toy that quickly became a blow gun that she slipped between the legs of unsuspecting down-downers and shot foam darts into the crowd. Victims included FRBs HIMALYME, RTG, and DIEGO, and SCBs: #69, HERBAWHORE, STROKES and EGGBEATER. After that display Wretched Excess went to WILL HO, SOGGY, and HEAVIE for an extra beer stop at HEAVIE's brother's house (while UPLOADHER, READY, and CARROT waited at the antique mall, worried that some disaster had befallen those beloved hashergrrls along the trail, and the gallant MISSED ERECTION and EGGBEATER beat the streets looking for signs of them). As usual, there were many nominations based on who had a good seat to give up, so other highlights included HIGH STOOL DROPOUT dragging his chair to the awards area to retain it (anal protective?), and a seated WILL HO transformed into a human Thigh Master for CARROT on her lap. Other notable awards were given to STIFFY for walking into the On-On with his zipper down, JELLY BOOBS for leaving her brother at a gas station and BEER NUTS, assisted by EGGBEATER and CARROT for the new website. During ceremonies RIDES told COCO he would not pass her class because he was such a naughty boy, and someone noticed that DRIBBLES has a book called "365 Stupidest Things Anybody Ever Said." STIFFY saw it and exclaimed, "I've been published!" WILL HO introduced a new hash song "The Milking Song" and Just Natalie and Just Caroline were awarded for attending their second hash. New boots were FOF (Friend of Froggy) and DITTO, made cum by FROGGIE, followed by SHOW ME for delayed, prolonged mooning. Finally the RD lookalike went to PIP and MEAN BEAVER.

Photos By Ready Set II Photos by RTG