Madison Hash House Harriers

April 28, 2007

HASH HISTORY - RUN #1549 - Undertoker

Sabotage!!! - Reported by Secret Undercover Reporter Em Wohs

Ah Springtime! It was a beautiful day, and thusly about 40 people showed up for the run, even though they knew it was UNDERTOKER's. And because of the identity of the Hare, most showed no real shock when it was discovered that the Hare himself, was shocked to discover, at the very beginning, a competing trail, more heavily marked with flour than his own. CORNHOLIO and SHOW ME took off to follow this well-marked "other" trail, only to be called back to join the masses heading in the opposite direction guided by a frantically pointing UNDERTOKER. Actually, his trail did have some good variety. We followed a few city streets, then a lot of shaggy, then some woods, then a parking lot with a beer check. At that point, the hare played a cute trick, trapping SHOW ME in thick briars at an impossible creek crossing. All the other Hashers saw the trap for what it was and continued along the true trail which did eventually cross that same creek twice on bridges, then through a deep woods to a second beer stop where we could enjoy our liquid refreshment while watching a few FRBs run up the ultra-steep false past the beer check. Then we ran through a swamp, then through more shaggy, then through a pedestrian tunnel under the tracks next to the Glacial Drumlin trail, then through a neighborhood and then onto trails that paralleled the Glacial drumlin trail. After that, we again hit the competing trail that so befuddled the Hare at the start and that took us straight to the house of SHOW ME's daughter, Freda, for the third (surprise) beer check, which was only one block from our cars. Dinner and ceremonies were at Just Marsha's house. UNDERTOKER grilled burgers and there was plenty of fixins and salads. But as the sky darkened, we all got very cold and moved indoors for awards. UNDIE's co-hares were the WILLIEBANGERS. WET WILLIAM seems to be the co-hare of choice and though he has been a Hasher for less than a year, he has co-hared at least 26 times. JFL went to SLOW HAND for being so publicly and unaccountably late for the second beer check. FRB went to RD, COLONEL and SHOW ME. STROKES, as always, was the SCB. Hash Shit went to UNDIE for scolding poor 3 BANGER, his long-suffering co-hare for the manner in which she laid out the beer check.. AH SHIT was also Hash Shit for peeing with a group of females in the woods. STROKES was given an award for Bike hashing, which he repeats again next week at the Bride run. And after that, we all had just a grand ol' time, then we all went home.

Wretched excess for running Crazy Legs earlier in the day went to ALBERTA CLITTER, CO CO, MS'D ERECTION and LIKES IT for thinking about running. Several of the shiny new boots were named as follows: Just Carolyn named CUM KITTY KITTY, Just Natalie named GENERAL ADMISSION, Just Nick named TOUGH TO BEAT, Just Craig and Just Will were named BASS ACKWARDS and STEAMING BULLSHIT (but not necessarily in that order). Enough good stories were told to determine that all named new boots earned their names.

Photos By EggBeater