Madison Hash House Harriers

May 12, 2007

HASH HISTORY - RUN #1551 - Just Set It... Then Forget It...

The weather was perfect for the 25 hashers that showed up at Wright Middle School on Fish Hatchery Road for the run set by X-PILES and CAPT'N CA CA. Included in the pack were three new boots, Just Marcel, Just Andy and Just John, and seldom seens LITTLE KAHUNA and LUCEY BALLS. The trail headed across Fish Hatchery, down Carver Street and onto to some side trails before heading into the Arboretum. At one check on Carver Street, CAP'N CA CA was found in his car warning hashers, "Don't go that way, you're following the flour for the trail back!" After running about a mile on the roads in the Arboretum, the marks led onto the wooded trails for a good distance before leading to a beer check at the top of the hill parking lot. From there it was mostly wooded trails back to the cars. At a few critical points, CAP'N CA CA was heard muttering under his breath, in a not so confident manner, that he wondered where all the marks came from. The On-On was back at X-Piles' house in Monona where the hares had plenty of beer, a vegetarian dish, some great rice crispy treats and CAPT'N CA CA's venison stew. This was made from the deer that he shot in his underwear at ABR's place. He never did recover the underwear. After the hares were awarded their down-downs, the FRBs were HIMA and LUCEY BALLS. The SCB went to POUND 69 while the hash shit went to STROKES for "blowing a wheel" when kept running despite tripping over a tree root and losing a shoe. BASS ACKWARDS got the whiner award while JFL went to CAP'N CA CA for leading RD and NUTFARMER on a longcut over what should have been a shortcut, until he uttered those words you never want to hear from a hare, "Hey wait… there shouldn't be any marks here…I wonder where we are…" The DFL went to MR RHYTHM while wretched excess went to STROKES and LUCEY BALLS. Then LUCEY BALLS and LITTLE KAHUNA were noticed as seldom seens. New boots were Just Andy made cum by FROGGY, and Just John made cum by MILKBONHER. Just Andy works in the same office as X-PIKES and both new boots showed great promise with their very quick and fluid down-downs. The RD lookalike went to KRAKASHOWA, RD, LIKES IT and MONKEY BOY and X-PILES did the sexpot dance for them. Finally, since it was so close to mothers day, X-PILES and LUCEY BALLS did down-downs while the group sang a mom's song.