Madison Hash House Harriers
"The Drinking Club with a Running Problem"
Founded 1977
Copyright © 2007 MH3
HASH HISTORY - RUN #1553 - SLOWHAND w/ RTWSWHG, Nutfarmer / 30th Anniversary and BD
Review by Assbamador EGGBEATER:
As you know I usually have nothing but good things to say about the MH3, but after yesterdays hash run set by the GM's (Nut Farmer, Slow Hand Dick aka there are no rules) of the hash along with the Son of a GM (CowPoker) the saying this run sucked was so true. With over 100 years of hashing experience between the 3 hares, the best they could cum up with was a straight and narrow trail with no shiggy, a back X to nowhere, one or two dollops to show for their effort. So I must conclude that SHD was to busy with his Honey Do list on Saturday to put forth any effort into the trail. Nut Farmer is now so old he has to use his son to set trail via walkie-talkie from a wheel chair. Of course Cow Poker Son of a GM, had trouble understanding NF directions to place the trail marks in the correct order, that could only explain a check two blocks away from the false trail and the true trail marked with a magic disappearing dollop (once a hasher gets with in 6ft of said dollop it disappears). CowPoker was seen many times leading the pack along his trail for fear of totally losing them. SHD had the unenviable job of sweep (me bending his ear on how to set a proper hash trail) on trail to make sure that those who fell by the wayside made it to a beer check that of course was never Beer Near but more closer to hell and gone. Of course there were interesting moments like AH Shit talking shit to the guys fishing & just trying to score their dinner for the night. Beer Nuts close encounter with the employee from the Choo Choo train yard left him shattered and will now never again ride the rails for fear of running over wayward hashers on the tracks.
But as always the run was saved by the On In with all the great food and Esser's Beat beer. The Paddy Whackers were a fun band to listen to. Many hashers showed their Irish last night. I would like to enter Half Cracked into a Irish jig dance competition at Irish fest in Milwaukee this year, she would be a sure bet to a be in the top three.
So congrats to SlowHand and Rides for 30 years of marriage bliss and Nut Farmer for completing another year on earth.
Who waxed your scrotum, EGGBEATER? I thought it was a fine trail, especially the clever way that we messed with the trail marks to confuse you, obviously it worked to perfection. It’s true that my sweep function put me in your midst and observing that sweeping means to follow the HASH as the trail is executed, to more or less the desired path, one must conclude that those the come before know more that those that follow. That is to say that while your incessant whining caused great humor, we, among the followers of the FRB’s, observed your confusing interest in personally diagnosing every check, never mind that those that preceded us had already done that and so, in hash fashion, one could just interpret that they who were ahead should be followed. Now about those HASHers that smelled BEER by just the hint of the BN mark at the locks and who ventured out to the OBVIOUSLY GOING NOWHERE trail, I can only say that COW POKER totally enjoyed watching you. Bless you, EGGBEATER, for providing this recourse such that I may respond if full.
Yours,
Slow Hand Dick