Madison Hash House Harriers

June 9, 2007

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1555 - GENERAL ADMISSION w/ Cum Kitty Kitty - Live Virgin Farm Girl Hares... Nuff Said

Reported by EGGBEATER

Hash in E-ville Wizzconsin, with many virgins and the visiting OOPS(Black Sheep H3 Atlanta). The farm theme was carried off very well with all the livestock and smelly country air. The fake barns and sheds was a nice touch. Return to Gender was heard muttering about there not being any sheep available to ride. The hired hands were even milking the cardboard Holstens. CowPoker was captured in the pasture having an encounter with The Jersey Raging Bull. But they did cum to an understanding about which side of the electric fence CowPoker belonged on.

Reported by RTG

There was a good turnout for the mini road trip to CUM KITTY KITTY's and GENERAL ADMISSION's virgin hare hash. Both hares were decked out in appropriate farmer's daughter outfits of skimpy gingham blouses, denim short shorts and straw hats. The trail started at Just Ross's dairy farm, much to the delight of COWPOKER, who started his visit to the farm by getting to know one of the calves. The calf responded by showing all the hashers his impressive tongue, and COWPOKER had a smile on the rest of the evening. Since the run was down south, it started a leisurely 45 minutes late, during which time GENERAL ADMISSION was trying to give directions to the farm to several newboots. After running through some shiggy, hashers were rewarded by finding some Boone's Farm wine (again, we were down south), and jello shots. After a brief lecture on what plants were corn and which were weeds given by Just Ross, the hashers proceeded to trample the corn anyway. AH SHIT somehow managed to find a field of what he termed "hemp", which he said needed a few weeks to mature. After narrowly avoiding a strategically placed electric fence, hashers stumbled onto the next beer check, to be given a dose of truly Southern humor, from Black Sheep (Atlanta) hasher OOPS. Example: Termite walks into a bar, jumps on the bar stool, and asks "is the bartender here?" Get it? is the bar tender here?” Fortunately, the trail continued-through a beautiful but mucky pond. Short cutters DIEGO and MOUSE BEATER avoided the pond, only to be misled into a carefully planned trap, where MOUSE was introduced to a stream by EGGBEATER. Somehow the trail led back to the farm, where COWPOKER enjoyed himself again. AH SHIT later described the run as a six sided square country block. Ceremonies featured a new award for getting hit by a bus. SHOW ME bravely made it to the on-in, and provided a graphic retelling of her mishap with a Madison Metro bus. After the lawsuit is settled, expect good beer at every hash. This also marked the last hash with us for COCK-A-RISE who is returning to Japan. There were several new boots that included at least Just Ryan, Just Kevin, Just Tabatha and Just Ron, all stuck around for ATV hayrides and a bonfire to close out the evening.

Photos by EGGBEATER

Photos by RETURN TO GENDER