Madison Hash House Harriers
"The Drinking Club with a Running Problem"
Founded 1977
Copyright © 2007 MH3
HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1556 - POOPEYE's 40th Birthday Hash and Porta-Party
About 35 hashers showed up for POOP EYE's 40th birthday hash that started on a back street in Oregon. The weather was almost perfect as the pack tried to find the start of the trail. After a false start in the wrong direction, they were off on mild shiggy and urban streets. After some good meandering, there was a beer check in someone's garage in town. This person was expected to show up later but I don't think we ever met him. (Just another one of POOP EYE's invisible friends?) Shortly after the garage beer check, AH SHIT showed up in STOOLIE's vintage red corvette and offered to "autohash" with the younger hash babes (if you know what I mean). A few took him up for a ride to the next beer check at a downtown bar. From there it was an easy jog back to the cars and out to the rural home of Just Cheryl for the On-On. Easy for everyone except AH, who decided to run the distance. Just Cheryl has a fabulous party house and everyone immediately adjusted to the Grotto hot tub that had a water source arching through the air. The floor was quickly flooded. There was plenty of great food prepared by a team headed up by CLITIGATOR. There were also many more people arriving for the big party. Ceremonies began without the hares who took off on a beer run but included welcoming several new boots including POOP EYE's friends from Penn State, Just Cheryl, Just Andy, Just Brian, Just Andrea and Just Chris who was made cum by the internet. There were also some seldom seens like IN AND OUT, ASTI SPEW MOUNTIE, ICUF, RETURN TO GENDER, ABR, BEARBOOBS and LORENA CARROT. RD did the Sex Pot Song for the RD look a likes that included a delighted GENERAL ADMISSION. Finally there was a big birthday down-down for POOP EYE and some appropriate birthday entertainment that included POOP EYE retrieving items from a replica porta-potty, and a poopy, gooey dousing of POOP EYE with edible and lickable poop-look-a-like that was licked off by the hash babes.