Madison Hash House Harriers
"The Drinking Club with a Running Problem"
Founded 1977
Copyright © 2007 MH3
HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1559 - CRAP ON CRAP OFF - 07-07-07 Airliner Run
CO-CO started his run at Mendota Park on the northish shore of Lake Mendota. It was hot but there was still a big crowd of 25 or so. MOREMEN helped get things started by serving margaritas before the start. The trail led across Highway M and went immediately into the Pheasant Branch Conservancy toward the water tower. ROAD BEATER and DIEGO anticipated this, but got lost on their way there and eventually got the JFL award. The pack followed the bike trail until diverting away from the Conservancy into the developing neighborhoods. The remainder of the trail was on winding streets until the pack found a beer check. Shortly after this, PIP and NUT FARMER got lost on trail when they stopped to talk to a guy who hashed in Japan. They headed off in the direction of what sounded like a beer check, but it was just the noise of kids fighting over a basketball. The trail arched to the east and down a dead end gravel road for a second alcohol check before heading back to the cars at the park. The On-On was at BABY BALLS' new plane hangar at the Waunakee International Airport. BABY is building his own plane and there were carefully shaped parts under construction. There was some good Cajun food prepared by CO-CO and plenty of beer for the festivities. The hares were CO-CO, BABYBALLS, POUND 69 and READY. FRBs were CUM KITTY KITTY, COWPOKER and HIMALAYME while SCBs were MEAN HO, STROKES, 3 BANGHER and TRAILER who got caught by one HO drinks all HOs drink. The JFL went to DIEGO, ROADBEATER, PIP and NUTFARMER for obvious reasins. The Whiner went to EGGBEATER, WET WILLY, MS'D ERECTION and UNDERTOKER who got COWPOKER with the one OKER drinks all OKERs drink and ROADBEATER for all BEATERs drink. New Boots were Just Kevin who knocked over a beer but was made cum by MOREMEN, and Just Tabitha who claimed she has "totally been here before." Seldom Seens were A MEAN HO, MS'D ERECTION, GENERAL ADMISSION, TRAILER HO and HEAVE HO. At this point everyone heard the desperate crash of a beer bottle hitting the hard concrete floor and breaking... but ceremonies continued. DFLs were SHOW ME, Just Tabitha, CUM KITTY KITTY, HEAVE HO and GENERAL ADMISSION while wretched excess went to WHITE CLIFFS and HEAVY PETTING. The RD look-alikes were ABR, DRIBS, JELLY, ZAMBONER with MS'D ERECTION filling in on the interpretive dance. The Best Airline Costume went to WHITE CLIFFS for her hickyified neck and overall disheveled look as a member of the mile high club, CO-CO and POUND 69 for their kids pilot hats and ties, and KRACKASHOWA for a fine looking stewardess outfit with a genuine Nicaraguan Rebel pin. They were treated to the sweetheart song. There was a birthday song for MOREMEN and an attempted renaming based upon a photo she has of her dog crawling between her legs... COWPOKER attempted a re-enactment but was denied and the renaming failed due to lack of attention. Finally, the "Should-a known better than to come back" for BUSTED RUBBER and Just Kelly. Just Kelly projected a great slide show of hash photos he's taken on the side of the hangar throughout the evening. Hope you all had a good flight...