Madison Hash House Harriers
"The Drinking Club with a Running Problem"
Founded 1977
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HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1563 - Bearaboobs Never See 49 Again Hash
BEARABOOBS set her "Never See 49 Again" birthday run from Baxter Park near her home on the south side with help from her sister Just Ellen. About 20 hashers showed up on this rainy day, some dressed as dogs in honor of the special day. The best dog costume was SHOWME who showed up with dog nose and ears, and a cone shaped E collar around her neck to prevent her from chewing at the cast on her broken foot. LORENA CARROT and BONE AGAIN planned to walk the route and took umbrellas with them for their stroll and got the Mary Poopins award. The trail was set mostly on the nearby Nine Mile Springs e-way and a bit through the local neighborhood. Half Cracked and Cums 'N Goes were the FRBs while HEAVE HO and HIMA whined through most of the run. The first alcohol check consisted of some girly sweet wines served by Just Ellen and everyone teased BEARABOOBS about the choice. They also drank it all, even the portion the hares had planned for the second alcohol check so Just Ellen had to make a beer run. The trail continued around the e-way and crossed a few of the bridges including a dangerous bridge check at one location. There was a second beer check and then just a short jog back to the start. The On-On was at BEARABOOBS' house where the very wet hashers changed into dry things in the garage and there was a lingering scent of wet hasher in the air. The food was hot dogs and beans. Just Ellen had to make another beer run for ceremonies. Highlights included wretched excess for those who ran Waunafest, SOGGY, READY, WILL HO and UPLOADER while the super-double-triple wretched excess went to LORENA and BEARABOOBS for putting a furry rodent on the birthday cake. RD and WHITE CLIFFS had to fight over the doggy style award and the seldom seens were BUTT RELISH and BUTT BOB. In the end the police scanner wasn't quite as interesting as in the past, there was no hot tubbing (ergo: no naked hot tubbing) but there was almost as much chaos as usual for a BEARABOOBS run.