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CORNHOLIO, with help from co-hares WET WILLIE and 3 BANGHER, set the annual PornFest Run in Sun Prairie a week after the actual Sun Prairie Corn Fest. Among those present were visitors from the Agana, Guam Hash, MENTRUATING MINSTREL (Hash Tyrant), TAMPON (Hash Songmaster), PUSSY CONTROL, LEGLIFTER, SHE'S KABOB, Just Kristin, Just Tiffany and Just Danielle. They were all in town for the wedding of MENTRUATING MINSTREL and PUSSY CONTROL who wore her wedding dress on the run. There were also new boots Just Jack, Just Tony and Just Tabitha who has attended an On-On before. The trail started at Patrick Marsh Middle School at the east edge of Sun Prairie and headed into the marsh area for most of the run. There were plenty of places to get wet feet due the recent rains, but nothing deeper than waist high. The hares did a good job of moving the pack along but even CORNHOLIO got lost a few times, ranking him among several JFLs. There were at least two beer checks on the trail and most of the pack made it to both despite the sometimes ambiguous trail. The On-On was at CORNHOLIO's house in downtown Sun Prairie where there was plenty of beer and corn. Among the highlights of ceremonies was toasting the visitors and the wedded couple, scolding the hares, naming Just Kristen, CROTCHDUSTER and welcoming the new boots. The visiting hashers had several good new songs and the hoopla continued well into the evening until little tiny flying insects drove everyone inside or away.
