Madison Hash House Harriers
"The Drinking Club with a Running Problem"
Founded 1977
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HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1570 - Slow Hand Dick
SLOW HAND has a Shiggy Birthday
SLOW HAND set a flourless hash deep in the shiggy of the Brooklyn Wildlife Area near Dayton. The mosquitoes were abundant so right from the start, the hash doused themselves thoroughly with various debugging products. Among the 30 or so hashers was one new boot, Just Annie, who claimed she made herself cum. The hare announced that he used 2 1/2 rolls of TP to set the trail. This is apparently equivalent to about 10 pounds of flour. The trail zig-zagged through the area and occasionally was quite wet and stinky underfoot. It was more of hike and there were just a few running steps taken throughout the event. After some undeterminable distance, there was an alcohol check consisting of a bottle of Green Apple Pucker. The trail finished back at the cars and everyone caravanned to SLOW HAND's and RIDE's house for the On-On. The hares provided some great southwestern styled food and there was plenty of beer available from the tap in the back room Ceremonies had to be sandwiched between halves of the Badger game on TV. After the hare, the FRBs were X-PILES and Maggie the Dog, NUTFARMER stood in for Maggie. WHITE CLIFFS was named as whiner and POOP EYE came up with a renaming to TEEN LA QUIPHA after her performance earlier. Hash shit went to SLOW HAND for attempting to take off on a dead run through the shiggy, only to fall flat on his face, and to POOP EYE for his excessive use of DEET on the run. There was a move to rename him PEST STRIP after that. The SCB went to JELLY BOOBS, WIL HO, POOP EYE and TEEN LA QUIPHA for their...ummm...shortcutting. JFL went to ZAMBONER and STROKES while CLITIGATOR beat out NUTFARMER for the doggy style hat. Then it was time for the seldom seens FERGIE and CHER ME, and the new boot Just Annie. Annie is from Washington DC and was visiting her friend UNDERTOKER. The sex me like you mean it went to RD and ORAL DEATH while MR RHYTHM and UNDIE were DFLs. Wretched excess went to READY for his plan to run a 50K run he next day. Finally, RIDES and SLOW HAND were presented with great food and drink award and SLOW HAND did another for his birthday.