Madison Hash House Harriers
"The Drinking Club with a Running Problem"
Founded 1977
Copyright © 2007 MH3
HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1571 - Show Me's Jazz Run
The Jazzy Phantom Menace - Reported by RD
It was fine weather for the Annual Jazz Run and approximately 34 visible, misguided souls, including new boots Just Satja and Just Ron (who might have run with us long ago) and an unknown number of phantom hashers were informed that the Jazz Run would be a live hare trail. As it turned out the live hare was a phantom and was never seen at the start of the run, during the run, or at the end of the run. The visible, living, breathing official hare, in the form of SHOW ME YOUR SNAKE, did appear at the start of the run clad in huge sombrero and a few other garments. She had just returned form a sexless, Disney cruise (more on the sex part later). NUT FARMER, the phantom live hare, provided instructions then directed the pack through the traditional hole in fence. After trickling through holy hole and across a four lane street, the pack found a long backcheck at a shopping center before heading through the relatively new development along the bike trail. The run then continued east into the Darbo neighborhood with a lot of phantom railroad tracks and shiggy, finally arriving at the BEER CHECK along scenic Highway 30. Luckily, RD was lost at the BEER CHECK but the pack gained Just Some Guy that BABY BALLS recruited along the way. After more phantom shiggy and railroad tracks the HASH slowly arrived at the ON ON. The ON ON featured chili mole, Leinies and Point beer and SHOW ME's Mohitos made from duty free rum picked up on the return trip from the cruise. There was also a performance by the phantom Jazz Band and the usual suspects got awards. Just Dan was named TURD IN HAND for reviving a dying bird only to get shat upon, Just Ruston was named URINATOR for his great story about peeing in his sleep on Just Phyllis' feet, so she was named TINKLE TOES. SHOW ME who was suffering from a week without sex, had phantom sex with most of the HASHERS, and maybe with Pluto the dog before the night was over.