Madison Hash House Harriers

October 27, 2007

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1575 - Halloweenie and The General's Last Stand - CUM KITTY KITTY w/ General Admission

Reported by ZAMBONER

GENERAL ADMISSION and CUM KITTY KITTY hosted the Hashoweenie run to mark GEN ADMISSION's last hash run with us. She's moving to California to be with someone she apparently likes better than us... which if you think about it... and you know the hash... could be a total stranger... Anywhooo, about 25 hashers showed up in costume for the Halloween run that started at the Ace Hardware parking lot in Belleville. Although there was much prerun phoomping so that everyone would look their best in whatever their costume attempted to portray, the best costumes appeared to be on the hares. COME KITTY was dressed in black with a bright red wig which this reporter took to be a very sexy looking "Cat Burglar" while GEN ADMISSION was dressed in... well, barely dressed at all... in a very tiny top and micro mini skirt with exquisitely high heeled boots... and if you squinted just right, you could imagine a whip in her hands and... we'll just leave the rest to my imagination... The trail was well set and meandered in and out of town and passing between a corn field and grain elevator along the Sugar River bike trail before coming to a beer check on a foot bridge over the raging Sugar River. After a pleasantly long pause there, the trail continued through town and out into the suburbs (country roads) around Belleville before ending, near the start at someone's home. And this looked like a real person's home (KITTY KITTY's sister). We know this because we weren't allowed inside the house, but were confined to a very nice garage, which if you think about it, plays right into our hands, since the hash songs sound way better in this kind of space. The hares served great chili and apple pie, and had plenty of beer so the party raged on until a few people started to leave to attend the competing Halloween pub crawl back on the east side of Madison. Nevertheless, ceremonies were conducted with the hares being honored first before the FRBs PIP and NUT, and the SCBs SHARE ME and STROKES. The hash shit went to SHOW ME for delaying the start of the run, and Just John for wearing a costume that looked just like a plain old hasher. JFL went ZAMBONER and STROKES who were both lost for most of the run, while wretched excess went to READY for his excessiveness. The whiners were DRIBS, MOUSE and Just Troy. New boots were Just Paul and Just Troy, made cum by SHARE ME, Just Mary who turned out to be GEN ADMISSION's mom, Just Joe and Just Ben made cum by COME KITTY KITTY, and Just Angela made cum by TOUGH TO BEAT. The scare me like you mean it went to UNDERTOKER for his creepy outfit, and to GEN ADMISSION for her hot outfit. They were treated to the sexpot song wit interpretive dance done by READY. UDDER BRUDDER was renamed PUKES ‘N SHOOTS after a "true" story in which he did just that. Finally, the best costume award went to GENERAL ADMISSION and after her down-down, she was treated to a tremendous group grope in recognition of her last hash with us... until she returns... and we know she will because... IT LIVES!!!!