Madison Hash House Harriers
"The Drinking Club with a Running Problem"
Founded 1977
Copyright © 2007 MH3
HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1584 and HASHMAS Party - MONKEY BOY and Likes It In the Can
LIKES IT and MONKEY graciously hosted The Hashmas Holiday Party once again, but with a twist. This year, unlike past years, the bash started with an actual run... well kinda... Usually the Finnish Five serves as the hash run for this event, but this year they were on different weekends. The Hashmas Run went a grueling four blocks before reaching the first beer check... and the end... then another four blocks back to the start... then across the street to reach the Monkey House. Nearly all of the 15 or so runners added a country block to the distance before returning to the start. The remainder of the evening opened with the usual pot luck dinner and continued with abbreviated ceremonies honoring the hares for their fine work, and the biggest hash shit and whiners for their acts of humbuggery. Then two celebrity Santas, MIS D'ERECTION and Hot Santa MILKBONEHER showed up with some rather domineering elf assistants who kept the process moving. They handed out the gag gifts and among the many sex toys and other goofy regifted items, there was no reappearance of the Lizard in Asian Liquor. In the past, a few hashers drank from this and presumably survived. Even without the exotic drink though, and just as in past years, you should still avoid french-kissing 3 HOLER. Thanks to LIKES IT and MONKEY for hosting this and the impromptu New Year's Eve party!!!
Also thanks to HIMA and STROKES for hosting a Christmas day run and social gathering!!!
A small group of hashers enjoyed the run and socializing after!!!