Madison Hash House Harriers

March 1, 2008

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1594 and 50 Furlong

50 Furlong Results

Synopsis of Run # 1594 It was with great enthusiasm that I accepted the task of doing a hash run write up for Nut Farmer.

Passing thru Verona on my way to Kuala Lumpur for a International Hash 2008 prelube. Some hash marks caught my eye , I RU'd the pack and found out that they were really lost and in need of professional guidance to get them back on trail and with a deft stroke of my hand ,I pointed to the bright RED dollop on the snow bank and said go that way my friends & off the pack scurried through the shiggy. Since my travel itinerary was tight and I needed to be somewhere anywhere else. I decided the best solution to cover the write up was to interview the hasher's about the trail unfortunately. I did not get to talk with all the pack but a select few volunteered their comments.

Gay Lord Foker Knuckle Dragger H3: Sure , I heard Eggbeater was setting this trail and ever since we first meet at IAH 2005 in ToeRonToe; I knew he was going to be one of the hash worlds premier trail setters, he didn't disappoint me, it was great! Well worth the Road Trip

Tits Ahoy Long Beach H3: Freaking cold trail, but loved the truck stop check!

Vegetative State Atlanta Moonlight H3: Now I know why Eggbeater has been traveling the world, he has brought back some of the more interesting tricks for setting a really fantastic trail. MH3 you should thank your lucky stars EB is here.

Just licks Dicks Atlanta H4: Fabulous trail, magnificent back checks, glorious false checks & of course extraordinary Shiggy! Amazing how Eggbeater can make a hash trail out of nothing! Cheers

Rotten Cherry Knuckle Dragger H3: Hang on I'm still trying to adjust my lips after coming off that dam hill! OK, What can I say, it was a pure act of hash genius, EB has the knack to set a trail where most hasher's would not even dream of running. Perfect is all I can say!

Well I guess that about does it, one side note that I heard this past week from other hash houses was that a certain bloke named Different Strokes tried to end the ON IN with a rendition of Swing Low, he butchered it so bad, he was asked to never ever sing again !

ON ON Albert Stephen Ignatius Gispert

P.S. "Where’s the focken beer!!! Hey! Wait! My pants are stuffed full of snow." (All actual participants in the run.)

P.S. - P.S. CO CO and RTG were the only wretchedly excessive runners who ran both the 50 Furlong Race and the snowy, beercheckless hash run. EGG marked the trail with a bright red spray marker similar to what utility companies use to mark sidewalks etc.

50 Furlong
Blown Dry 8Th 40:12
Ready PoW 13TH 41:50
Ultrasmut 17th 43:42
Diego 19th 44:30
Rude Yard 28th 48:18
Three Holer 35th 51:38
Little Kahuna 36th 51:43
CoCo 38th 52:15
RtG 46th 58:36

Photos by Lorena Carrot

Photos by RTG