Madison Hash House Harriers

April 19, 2008

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1601 - Captain Kaka

CAPTAIN KA KA and X-PILES warned everyone that their run would have lots of wet shiggy but a good crowd showed up despite the warning. The run started at Babcock County Park on the shore of Lake Waubesa in McFarland. The route began with a backcheck before crossing the highway onto streets, railroad tracks and into urban shiggy. This soon tuned into genuine moderate shiggy, some fields and sure enough, wet feet and wet dogs. Both KIRBY GOTDAMMIT and MAGGIE had a great time running off leash and sniffing the recently thawed and decaying muck. The hares had a beercheck with Canadian Creek beer hidden in the shiggy along a stream and eventually most of the pack found their way to it. Some of the walkers came from the wrong direction but claimed they were on trail. KAHUNA was running barefoot and managed to slightly injure the top of his feet so he came into the beercheck bloody. After the beercheck, the pack split into three groups to find their way back to the start. COL MUSTARD and NUTFARMER went on a shortcut route with KA KA but were the last ones back due to an unfortunate incident with COL MUSTARD and a migrating pelican. (A bird whose beak can hold more than his bellican.) The On-On was back at the hare's house where there was plenty of good beer and a roast pelican dinner. Ceremonies were conducted on the back porch around Maggie's giant dog kennel that also serves as a beer table. Highlights included the hares, TRIED SEX-A-LOT slipping into the FRB shorts, the Sex Pot Dance by UNDERTOKER, recognition of new boot Just Virginia, made cum by RTG after meeting the hash in Lake Mills, and shiny boot CALL GIRL, made cum by SHECKIE's COCK SHOP. Finally, SLOW HAND and COL MUSTARD were awarded for being the last to arrive at the On-On because they lingered at the end of the run so they could have a quiet moment together watching the sunset.