Madison Hash House Harriers

May 10, 2008

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1603 - Kahuna Brings Out the Seldom-Seens - Reported by SHOW ME

The run started at Elver Park on the far Southwest side of the world's greatest city, Madison. It was great running weather (finally) after a blustery rainy morning. The four hares: LITTLE KAHUNA, NUT FARMER, COWPOKER and UNDERTOKER set a trail full of very long falses and back-checks at which the hares failed to call anyone back. Falses and backchecks, which are usually employed to wear out the front-runners, were in this case, used to wear out the entire Hash. In one case, the hares were sitting on a grassy slope, sunning themselves when the 30 Hashers came straggling back through the shiggy from a long up-hill backcheck. We were blessed by the appearance of many seldom-seens: SAMORI, PUPPY, BLOWN-DRY, COWPOKER, RD, ICUF and the soon-to-be-moving-away SOGGY. The trail had two planned beer-checks, the first was a Mud-slide check on the woodsy Elver Park ski trail. Out-shining the bottle of Mud-slide was a cold dragonfly which tolerated the attention of a good dozen hashers during the stop. The second beer stop was out of the back of NUT FARMER's car in a suburban neighborhood at the edge of a park. But the most popularest beer check was the spontaneous, unplanned visit to EGG BEATER's apartment where we each got a full bottle of beer, plush furniture to sit on and a tour of his fananimous Hash room. The On-In was at Bennets, famous for its "Porn in the morn" on Sundays. Ceremonies honored the seldom-seens previously mentioned and the hares, and mourned the upcoming departure of Soggy who is moving to Chicago. There were several new boots who were all made cum by AH SHIT and some came prenamed: Back Ho, Centipede and Just Tom who was a continual FRB during the run. Hash shits were BEDRIDDEN and SAMI who somehow got her leg torn up by a short 3-foot section of barbwire fence that no one else bumped into. The after-ceremonies roistering was concluded with Karaoke. And Roister we did.