Madison Hash House Harriers

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July 26, 2008

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1615

What the hare thought about his own run

HEAVY BREATHER's Annual Elizabeth Run didn't happen this year due to the fact that Elizabeth is busy planning her wedding. 3-HOLER picked up the vacancy and had a good turn-out. The run covered territory south of the Beltline and east of Gammon road. There were two white trash beer checks (beer in white plastic trash bags hidden in the area) and it was the best run ever, except for some trail sabotage at some apartments south of Woodmans where several marks were swept off an asphalt path. READY, WILL HO, MEAN BEAVER, ALBERTA CLLITER, POOP EYE and CLITIGATOR earned the hash chickensh*t award for fleeing the On In at Odana School Park because a cop car was in the parking lot. After several phone calls from AH SHIT they were lured back from their hiding place at ORAL DEATH's house by the promise of JT Whitney's Alt beer and food. Seldom seens included ORJAZZIM, CAN'T FIND IT, CAN'T HOLD IT, HERBIVORE and COCKNEE. We had one first timer, Just John, made come by 3 HOLER.

Photos by READY

The BIX Weekend

There was just a small crowd of Madison hashers at this year's BIX, FUZE BLOWER, WIRE NUTZ, EGG BEATER, SHOW ME and NUT FARMER but a significant contingent of FUZE/WIRE relatives. The temperature and humidity were moderate for the Saturday morning run. Tradition was put at risk though when the runners left the finish area to find the usual post run party at Naked Man Bridge had been eliminated and the area was cordoned off by yellow warning tape and guarded by a Permar rent-a-cop. With no one watching, it was hardly worth the effort to take off your pants.

2008 BIX 7 Results (7 miles)

Lois Gilmore 1:08 (1st in Age Group)
Fuze Blower 1:15
Wire Nutz 1:15
501 (SoCal Fuze Family Hasher) 1:17
Eggbeater 1:23
Just Jay (Hawaiian Tschillard) 1:30
Show Me 1:38 (PR)
Nutfarmer 1:42 (PW)
Hand Job (SoCal Fuze Family Hasher) 1:47
Undertoker DNF (PR)