Madison Hash House Harriers

September 13, 2008

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1622 - T 'N' A Run

About 30 hashers showed up at the arboretum parking lot off Seminole highway, the traditional site of the hash anniversary start, for the T 'n A Run. There was a slight misting of rain but that didn't stop several hashers from sporting some fine T 'n A outfits. There were two new boots, Just Nels, a friend of COWPOKER's and Just Wes who heard about us through the grapevine and is an acquaintance of COCK SHOP's. At least one of the hares, KRACKA SHOWA, was there to greet the pack, but even after extended waiting and several beers, there was no sign of WORLD CLASS KNICKERS. CO CO was delivered to the start by limo and he announced that he had just come from the Beer Fest in Mount Horeb, and the hares were on their way. Finally WCK and JELLY BOOBS showed up as they careened their vehicle into the parking lot. Both appeared to be a bit tipsy and their "Chalk Talk" was one of the best ever with WCK thrashing flour everywhere, and JELLY performing a cheerleading routine behind her. Among the cacophony, they announced that this would be a "Two Phase" run so be sure to gather back at the start. The trail started down the trash strewn Hash Adopt-A-Highway where in the spirit of hash trash pickup, the hares used hostess cupcake wrappers to mark the initial trail. These were a little hard to see amidst the other trash but some hashers apparently had intimate knowledge of spotting these wrappers and the trail was found. The trail headed east then south into the neighborhood to a beer check on the street near an Arb trailhead manned by other beer festers, READY, WILL HO, JERRY ASSTRICK and MILK BONEHER. From there the trail headed through the Arb trails and plenty of moderate shiggy, out to a second beer check on a trail exiting the Arb. From there, the now rather long trail passed through more neighborhood, more shiggy, onto the paved bike trail and then onto the old railroad bed back to Seminole highway. Eventually everyone returned to the start in the parking lot and got into their cars and headed to West Towne for "Phase Two" of the run. A small group gathered in the West Towne parking lot and found a flour trail to a third beer check at the Tilted Kilt, a place which looks a lot like a Scottish Hooters with scantily clad waitresses in kilts. Apparently several hashers got the word in advance and just drove to this point. The On-On was at WCK's place where co-hare KRACKA SHOWA had been prepping food. There was chipped beef in sauce on toast (hash-shit on a shingle), vegetarian stew, salad, chips, hostess cupcakes and shots of slippery nipples. Ceremonies included the hares, new boots Just Wes and Just Nels, the beer festers, and the best T and A costumes all with Cock Shop performing a version of the "reach around" using hostess cupcakes to adorn the celebrants in strategically naughty places. At some point during ceremonies a Victoria's Secret lingerie exchange broke out while many of the hash women a not just a few of the guys started trading underwear. There was also a brief repeat of the one-handed-speed-bra-removal contest along with a few more rounds of slippery nipples. As the evening progressed, the group watched the Badger football game and finally a drunken political discussion eventually drove everyone away. WCK reported later that the next day, her neighbors noticed some of her underwear hanging in trees around the neighborhood. You gotta figure that was a good party!!!