Madison Hash House Harriers

December 13, 2008

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1635 - BARFATHON

The Third Penannual Barfathon - Reported by CO-CO On December 13th, 2008, a select group of Madison Hash House Harriers gathered at Union South to embark upon a most wonderful adventure, the likes of which others can only dream of. They set out to conduct the 3rd Pentannual Barfathon. What follows are notes on the event, however be advised that this is from the memory of one CO-CO and is probably highly inaccurate. If anyone is missed or left out of this account, or we have the info wrong, we're kinda sorry, but not really. Thanks to all who participated - especially our hares Jelly Boobs, Pussy Will Ho, Poopeye, Trailer Trash, Cowpoker, and Ready Prickawatt. From this evaluation the event was a success... whatever that means. We only lost a few people, and were threatened to be kicked out of only a bar or two.

Bars

• 1. Stadium Bar - distributed the Barfathon Shirts
• 2. Luckys
• 3. Jordans Big 10 Pub
• 4. Regent St Retreat
• 5. Bucks
• 6. Nitty Gritty
• 7. Dotty's Dumpling Dowry
• 8. Vintage
• 9. Brothers
• 10. Church Key
• 11. Wandos
• 12. Lava Lounge
• 13. Red Shed
• 14. State St Brats - Start of Half Barathon
• 15. BW3
• 16. The Pub
• 17. The Plaza
• 18. Ramshead
• 19. Irish Pub
• **0.2 Paul's Club
• 20. Silver Dollar
• 21. The Frequency
• 22. Paradise
• 23. Shamrock
• 24. Old Fashioned
• 25. Local Tavern
• 26. Argus - The End

Participants -

The starting pack...

• JellyBoobs - Hare/Organizer, Completed Full Barfathon
• Pussy Will Ho - Hare/Organizer/Birthday Girl, Completed Full Barfathon
• Cowpoker - Hare/Official Drinking Advisor/Birthday Boy, Completed Full Barfathon
• Ready Prickawatt - Hare, Completed Full Barfathon
• Poopeye - Hare/Organizer, Completed Full Barfathon
• CoCo - Hare/Village Idiot, Completed Full Barfathon
• Ah Shit - Completed Full Barfathon
• Heavy Petting - Completed Full Barfathon
• Feces Pieces - Completed Full Barfathon
• Squeezen Semen - Completed Full Barfathon **Wins 2008 Barfathon Queen
• 3 Banger - Made a good start, but bailed after bar 8 ....claimed lack of babysitter
• Wet Willie - Left after bar 8 because "my ride is leaving"
• Just Nick1 - Started well but hit the wall at bar 23 - DNF, last whereabouts unknown
• Just Nick2 - New Boot friend of Just Nick1, started at bar 4 and completed rest of Barfathon. Barfed.
• WCK/OD - Started at bar 3 because she's chronically late, completed rest of
• Barfathon
• RTG - Completed Full Barfathon with an injured foot!
• Nutfarmer - Started with pack at bar 1 then disappeared just to show up near bar 19
• Dribbles - Started with pack, ate a meal at bar 1, left to randomly rejoin the pack later

People we picked up along the way....

• Stairmaster - Started at bar 9(?), completed Half Barfathon
• Just Zack - Friend of 3Banger and Wet Willie, followed them for 3 bars then left
• Share Me - Started at Bar 13, may have completed the Half Barfathon, but she's hard to keep track of
• Heavy Ho - Started at Bar 13, completed Half Barfathon
• Ho Beau - Started at Bar 13, completed Half Barfathon
• Trailer Trash - Hare/Food Organizer, started at Bar 13, completed Half Barfathon
• MissedErection - Started at Bar 12, completed Half Barfathon
• Ultra Smut - Started at Bar 14, left early DNF, claimed there wasn't enough running involved
• Baraboobs - Shirt Designer, Started at Bar 14, left early DNF
• Half Cracked - Started at Bar 14 and quickly left...DNF
• Fergie - Randomly wandered in around bar 19
• Mr. Rhythm - Started at bar 18, slacker...
• Just Greg - Friend of CoCo's, didn't actually particate but kept showing up at the same bars we were at
• Zamboner - Joined at bar 23, probably JFL, slacker...
• Strokes - Started at Bar 14, possibly completed Half Barfathon but I never saw him drink
• Just Peggy - Friend of JellyBoobs, completed Half Barfathon