Madison Hash House Harriers

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December 20, 2008

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1636 - The Annul Finnish Five and hashmas Party

READY PRICK O'WATT once again race directed the Finnish Five. The race this year was not hampered by inclement weather with no snowfall or high winds. It was just a bit gray. The race pack included two visiting hashers from the Carolinas, PINK SNAKE INNUENDO and SCROTERADE, and 3-HOLER guide running with Just John. UNDERTOKER was a no-show for his annual drubbing from Just Lois.

Thanks to all who ran and helped!!!

Hasher Results: SOB 39.50; CoCo 43.28; 3-Holer 43.49; John Heim 43.49; Jelly Boobs 45.15; Pink Snake Innuendo 46.42; Can't Find It 47.51; Scroterade 55.10; Cracka Showa 62.02; Show Me 65.43; Barely 70.17

Name Time Age Sex  
Bill Gilmore 32.45 49 Male First Male
Tom Kissmer 33.05 48 Male  
Scott Jones 33.53 37 Male  
Derek Hatley 34.08 19 Male  
Beth Schadd 34.16 34 Female First Female
Kevin Radel 34.37 49 Male  
Ken Schweiger 35.17 45 Male  
Brad Acker 36.07 36 Male  
Neal Frauenfelder 36.23 54 Male  
Tim Haines 36.51 43 Male  
Billy Maybee 37.00 53 Male  
Cary Segall 37.08 58 Male  
Daryl Retterhagen 37.52 50 Male  
Gym Stevens 37.55 57 Male  
Randy Haines 38.21 40 Male  
Jon Hatley 38.26 47 Male  
Paul Kachelmeier 39.26 51 Male  
SOB 39.50 35 Male First Hasher
Ted Itzov 41.20 53 Male  
Mark Gnabasik 42.54 50 Male  
Sam Scaletta 42.55 58 Male  
CoCo 43.28 32 Male  
3-Holer 43.49 61 Male  
John Heim 43.49 49 Male  
Jelly Boobs 45.15 41 Female  
Pink Snake Innuendo 46.42 28 Female  
Alice Erickson 47.22 56 Female  
Can't Find It 47.51 62 Male  
LaDonna Radel 47.51 50 Female  
Josh Turner 47.55 34 Male  
Aarika Capra 48.35 30 Female  
Charlene Gearing 48.44 58 Female  
Paul Ziebarth 49.40 57 Male  
Lois Gilmore 53.06 78 Female  
Scroterade 55.10 30 Male  
Toby Haines 55.55 39 Male  
Wayne Gilmore 60.08 75 Male  
Cracka Showa 62.02 59 Female  
Show Me 65.43 53 Female  
Barely 70.17 70 Male  

Hashmas 2008

LIKES IT and MONKEY graciously hosted The Hashmas Holiday Party once again. And once again, order in the universe was restored as hashmas followed the Finnish Five. The evening opened with the usual pot luck dinner and continued with abbreviated ceremonies honoring the hosts for their fine work, the hash shits and whiners of the year for their acts of humbuggery, followed by other awards of the year. Then two celebrity Santas, CO CO and Hot Santa BLOW HOLE showed up to distribute gifts with assistance from the world's cutest elf, X-PILES and the world's tallest elf, ROADBEATER who kept the process moving. Among the many sex toys and other goofy regifted items, there was no reappearance of the Lizard in Asian Liquor. This year's highllight was the EGG BEATER action doll and a big holiday kiss from Hot Santa BLOW HOLE. Thanks to LIKES IT and MONKEY for hosting Hashmas!!!

Thanks to STIFFY for hosting an impromptu New Year's Eve card and beer party!!!

Photos by COCO