Madison Hash House Harriers

February 28, 2009

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1646 - Virgin Hare TRIED SEX A LOT Tries Lots of Trail

About 20 hashers showed up at the main entrance to the Vilas Park Zoo for TRIED SEX A LOT's virgin hare run that was advertised to start at the entrance to the zoo. After waiting for a while someone noticed that there were no hares in the area so a few hashers headed off to check the other entrances to the park. They all returned without spotting any unusual activities so the group started making plans for a hareless run. At the last minute DRIBS drove up with UNDERTOKER in his car shouting at the group standing under the "Zoo Entrance" sign, that the run would start at the zoo entrance... well maybe the "other" entrance near St. Marys Hospital... Eventually everyone regathered at the other entrance and joined a few more hashers who had guessed correctly. BAY BALLS showed up wearing the FRB shorts awarded to him the previous week, and showed off his addition of two tiny, anatomically correct, red balls attached to the shorts in the "appropriate" place. The trail headed off through the neighborhood and stayed mostly on streets. WILLHO and few others had been at Bock Fest before the hash, and she did her best to get her money out of the trail by weaving side-to-side as she headed down the street. The route turned out to be a good, and long, tour of the near west side with some good diversion (and by diversion we mean the pack couldn't find the trail) before heading back into Vilas Park where the hares had a beer check almost insight of the start The On-On was at the Willie Street Pub across town on the near east side. The hares provided plenty of good food and beer, and several hashers who had been at Bock Fest showed up to celebrate. Ceremonies were conducted in a side room just off the bar area and a number of "civilians" got caught up in the enthusiasm. In the end, most agreed that this was a perfectly executed virgin hare run. Congrats to TRIED SEX A LOT!!!