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March 28, 2009
HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1650 - Weigh Out
Who has the bigger tub?
LIKES IT and MONKEY started their run at the State Bar of Wisconsin near American Parkway. We"ve been to rural dives, local bars, village taverns and city clubs... but a state bar... well... about 25 hashers showed up with tremendous expectations that a place called a state bar, and involving lawyers, would naturally exceed anything we"ve encountered before. But No!!!... no real bar... no real alcohol... just another big office building amidst other,
bigger office buildings pretending to be in the middle of nowhere. This day brought one of the last great snow storms of the season and the hares had to use safety orange colored flour to mark the trail. Did I say mark??? There was also a howling wind, and if you"ve ever tried to throw down flour in the wind... well let"s just say the hares were marked better than the trail. The pack took off and immediately found marks that led to a dead end. After a bit of searching (and a little help from the hares) the FRBs found the trail and led the way to several other points of confusion. The trail continued throughout the American Parkway area and the hares made good use of the shiggy and developed areas given the inclement weather. Everyone eventually made it back to the start and all headed to the Monkey House for the On-On. The hares served plenty of beer and wine along with a vegetarian squash soup, curried chicken, rice and some fabulous fried chicken skins. This was also the weight-out for the hash weight change contest. Despite tremendous urgings from all the guys, we couldn"t get any of the women to weigh out completely naked, although they all got down to almost nothing, highlighted by LIKES IT"s frilly bloomers. It was an all female sweep though, with the big losers 1 - LIKES IT, 2 - X-PILES, and 3 - WILL HO. MONKEY BOY also was enough of a loser to get his money back, but proving that they aren"t really losers, DRIBS, POOP EYE and NUT didn"t make weight. Ceremonies were conducted in the upper level and highlights included the hares, the big losers, visitors SHAGGED YOUR PARTNER and Just Rachel from Texass, and nearly everyone else. The usual mayhem ensued, with just about everyone wearing an unusual wig or funny hat. RONALD McBITCH was reunited with the pink wig that caused his hash renaming, and HIGH STOOL DROPOUT got in the wheel chair, canted to one side, snarled and did a great, if unintended, imitation of Dick Cheney. By the end of the night, the snowstorm had left about three inches of snow plastered to the windward side of every structure and vehicle.
Photos by Ready
Photos by RTG
