Madison Hash House Harriers

April 4, 2009

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1651 - The Little Ms. Baby Rose TitTit-Faygo Debutante Hash

Reported by SHOW ME: About 20 hashers showed up in paradise (Cheeseburgers in Paradise) on the far west side of Middleton on a day of uncertain weather. One third dressed for spring like conditions which would have been sunny and in the mid 50s. Another third dressed for the predicted snow storm that was predicted arrive around hash time but never did. The remaining third dressed appropriately, in a middling, flip-flopping sort of way. There was one visitor, ROAD WARRIOR, a hasher from Denver, Colorado. Almost immediately after the pack started off from the parking lot, about 10 hashers took off on a wrong, but well-marked trail. It was a looooong back check, maybe over a quarter mile. They eventually rejoined the righteous group on the true trail with no loss of hashers thanks to the efforts of Diego who hung back, desperately calling them back. The trail headed south and east on bike paths and streets and visitor, ROAD WARRIOR was almost lost on another long false trail. Finally the pack found a beer check at a well-known location next to Capital Brewery: The yard belonging to PUPPY POKER, who now lives at the "Drinks-at-the-hand" house. While most of hashers relaxed with their beers, SOB charged up the very steep and wooded hill to nowhere while the pack heckled him. After leaving the beer check, the pack encountered two very steep and long hills that challenged everyone (and provided good training for the upcumming Crazy Legs). The trail soon enough led back at the cars. DIEGO enticed everyone to attend the On-In at the DIEGO traditional, Bristled Boar with promises that our newest hasher, Little Ms. Rose TitTit-Faygo, now just 6 months old, would be there. There was also an appearance by Roses"s mother, BRIT TIT TIT who made two delicious soups for our pleasure. ROAD WARRIOR had some business to conduct and missed the On-In. Ceremonies were highlighted with a toast to the hares and their abilility to reproduce. FRBs were SHOW ME (undeserved) and ZAMBONER (deserved). JFL went to Co CO while Hash Shit went to SOB for his beer check shenanigans. STROKES, not in attendance, was a leading contender for the SCB award, but it went to RTG and STAIRMASTER for arriving late and finding us via an abbreviated route. There was an attempt to name Just Jen, who being a good runner, great gal and regular attendee, really deserves a name. In the end, our best efforts were just not good enough and no consensus was reached. The effort was abandoned and will wait for her to act up a bit more by doing something embarrassing or noteworthy on a run. Everyone is confident they won"t have to wait too long.