Madison Hash House Harriers

April 18, 2009

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1653 -Dribbles Turns 60

Reported By Vanna White... It's true: Dribs is very S_X__. Sixty, that is, and I didn't see women hanging on him outside of the skits. The run started in the parking lot of Obrich Gardens in FU___ weather. Yes, it was very fun weather because it was a glorious 70 degrees at the start. That, and the fact that people knew this was a special hash with skits for ceremonies, drew a large crowd. The happy surprise was seeing all the UG___ Seldom Seens. Yes, they were Ugrians, I think, though to be honest, I did not really check to see if they all originated in the Finno-Ugric area of Siberia. We were so pleased to see new boots, Just Rene and Just Ron, and seldom seens AMeanHo, Nut Cracker, Short Bus (a seldom- seen and Co-hare) and Uploader and Soggy! The run took off promptly at 5:10, while Show Me was still collecting hash cash. She had to double her speed and chase down Dribs, near the front, to hand off the hash cash. The trail made good use of the maze of neighborhood streets and bike paths and lake views. Initially, the trail went right by the hare's house, where everyone stopped, expecting a beer check, but noooo- he only opened his door to drop off the hash cash. Instead it was another mile to the actual G_D D___ beer check. Yes, it was a Good Deal beer check because there was a good deal of beer, actually, a keg, located at a small public plot overlooking Lake Monona where many of us enjoyed watching the loons frolicking in water that must have been as cold as a W____'S T___. Yes, Walruses avoid water over 20 degrees and their toenails must be very cold. The trail ended at the Goodman Atwood Community Center at the bike path and Waubesa street intersection. Many more seldom seen hashers showed up for the big event including Babt Ruth, Nail Mary, Puppy Samori and others. Half the runners stopped there, but another half ran the extra half mile back to the start to get costumes and cars. Of, course, there was no parking within a half mile of the Goodman Atwood Center, so nothing was gained except that we had moved our cars from an easily-found location .5 miles away to hidden locations on neighborhood streets about .5 mile away. And to make things worse, Cowpoker moved Nutfarmer's car from the expected location. The ceremonies and skits started immediately upon arrival so we could be finished with the nonsense before Drib's real friends arrived. There were only two awards: One for the Hare and one for birthdays: Dribbs and Likes It. The skits were directed by Will Ho and featured Dribs seated in the appropriate wheel chair with MC (NutFarmer) and Vanna White (ShowMe) guiding the audience through 'A Week in the Life of Dribbles' including the Friday night run (Monkey, Undertoker, Cornholio and Rides), Wednesday night bikers (Stiffy, HalfCracked, Ready and Strokes with sound effects by Poop Eye), Sunday scrabble crowd (Ah Shit, Zambonher and RTG), a typical night at the Harmony (Jelly, WIll Ho, Ah Shit, Zambonher, RTG and PIP in the role of a cranky Allison the bartender) with a birthday song from Marilyn Monroe (Shuck 'N Suck), and hot dancing hasher babes (WIll Ho, PIP, Jelly, Shuck 'N Suck and Krackashowa), and fianlly, the grand finale with a cross dressing stripper (BeerNuts) and his/her hawker (Egg Beater). The plethora of female dancers all agreed that Dribbs was a great L____R, a great LoneR. In the end, we all realized that Dribbles was a M____ F_____ guy, yes a mighty fine guy. A huge Dribs birthday party ensued thereafter. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRIBS!!!