Madison Hash House Harriers

May 9, 2009

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1656

WILL HO and READY started their hash in downtown Oregon and about 15 hashers showed up on this pleasantly cool and overcast day. There were two new boots in the pack, Just John and Just Lia, who have run with hashers in other events. This was their first "real" hash though. The trail started on downtown streets and soon led to the railroad tracks that run throughout the area. The tracks are on an elevated embankment so there was a steep downhill into shiggy as the route left the tracks. From there, the route headed around the industrial area and a long loop in the greenway where STROKES called back the rear of the pack when he noticed the FRBs circling back. Then, cunning fox that he is, he took off and ran the loop himself. There was more industrial shiggy after this, and by this time the pack was spread out. Everyone caught up at a beer check in a NASCAR bar where they served $1 cans of Hamms, and there was an "All You Can Drink for $20" Budweiser Light special later Saturday evening. (We think CO CO and ZAMBONER are still there.) From the beer check, the trail headed through the cemetery and across a corn field before coming out onto streets again. Soon the trail ended back at the start and everyone headed to READY and WILL HO's place for the On-On. The hares had plenty of beer, genuine moonshine, great snacks and a Nesco full of tasty Tex-Mex food with rice beans and toppings all made by WILL HO. {Pause} M-m-m-m-m-m food made by WILL HO m-m-m-m-m-m-m... {Restart} Everyone was awarded Ceremonies included the hares, FRBs SHOW ME and DRIBS, and HEAVY PETTING and MR RYTHM for hash shit. SCBs were ZAMBONER, RONALD MCBITCH and NUTFARMER while AH SHIT and BEARABOOBS were named whiners, and STROKES got JFL for his extra loop. CO CO got the RD lookalike and was treated to a sex pot "dance-off with your pants off" by WILL HO and SHOW ME. Then the two new boots were recognized with a good mooning after they announced that they made each other come. This was followed by CO CO, NUT and MCBITCH doing a shot of moonshine for not mooning properly, ZAMBONHER doing one for not pulling his pants back up after the mooning. Once the real drinking began, several hasher recalled the last On-On at READY's house when everyone had to stay late into the evening due to a severe thunderstorm and tornado warnings. No such luck this time and eventually WILL HO made everyone leave.