Madison Hash House Harriers

May 30, 2009

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1659 - BB Hares 3-D Trail - Sets Record for Altitude Change During a Hash

BB Hares 3-D Trail - Sets Record for Altitude Change During a Hash About 20 hashers including two new boots, showed up on a lovely day for BABY BALLS' run in Waunakee. There was limited parking on the street so BB invited everyone to park on his friend's lawn. During the "chalk talk" BB promised a significant PO but didn't really explain what it meant. The trial headed through the back yard and along side the long, long, long Waunakee airstrip before heading onto streets. After winding around the neighborhood and up to the highest point in Waunakee, the pack found the PO, an aerial photo op by photographer EGGBEATER who was a passenger in BB's airplane piloted by Just Scott. The pack formed a spontaneous human ON ON by lying in the dirt and weeds... everyone except DIEGO who whined that he was probably allergic to the weeds, and STROKES who couldn't figure out why everyone had fallen down. After a few dive bomb photos by the plane, the pack continued down the other side of the steep hill to a beer check in the back of Brother Tom's truck parked at RACK 'EM UP and EARLY CUMMER'S house. Turns out, long ago, Brother Tom lived across the street from EARLY and RACK 'EM. While there, the pack was attacked by escaping guinea pigs, or possibly RACK 'EM UP's miniature dogs. After the beer check, the trail continued on streets, back up the hill, but this didn't last long. Soon after crossing a highway, the trail headed into serious shiggy where the FRBs found and identified some low barbwire across the trail. Despite the warnings, NUTFARMER caught both feet and did a magnificent flying faceplant. The trail continued through the shiggy, down a steep slope, through a stream and up the steep, far bank. The hares, keenly aware of the skill level of the hash, tied a rope assist to trees for this section of the trail. After even more shiggy and some urban industrial decor, the pack found the second beer check, again in the back of brother Tom's truck. From there it was a cross town slog through the downtown parkland and back to the airstrip for the On-On in BB's airplane hanger hash clubhouse. The hare served plenty of brats, side dishes, beer and AIRPLANE RIDES. The food was courtesy of BIG JUGS and the plane rides were provided by experienced pilot, Just Scott. Ceremonies were conducted by newly minted co-master, CO CO who did a fine job identifying the guilty and even filled in for RD during the "Sexpot" song. All the usual scoundrels were honored including BARELY, who was nominated for several awards due to the colorful short-shorts he wore on the run, but he disappeared before he could be recognized. There were several seldom seens including HERB-A WHORE, WET WILLIAM, 3-BANGHER and MRS. COCO, and a contingent of DFLs with MR RHYTHM, POOP EYE, SOB and CRUSHED BOX, all who skipped the run portion of the evening. New boots were Just Scott, Just Jason, Just Rachel and for good measure Just Ron who was included to set a good example. There was an attempt to name Just Ron based on his story about being "rear-ended while riding a moped in front of Red Letter News" but there were too many good options to reach a consensus. Fianally there was a birthday down-down for NUT and CRUSHED BOX. The aerial photos and all the others (some taken by a young lad with Just Scott) were shown during ceremonies. The aerial live hasher On-On photo looked great and might possibly be the only "in focus" photo EGG has ever taken.