Madison Hash House Harriers

June 13, 2009

HASH HISTORY - HASH RUN #1661 - ROTB

The Annual Running of the Brides Hash had a small turnout due to other events like The Big Frigging Relay. RACK 'EM UP and EARLY CUMMER were the hares again this year and they showed up as a beautiful bride and a handsome priest. The event started at Middleton High School and almost everyone showed up in appropriate attire, some a little too much so. BABY BALLS and BIG JUGS stopped for a while at the start since they were on their way through town on their bicycle built for two. The route began by heading across the athletic field then onto Pheasant Branch Trail where many hashers enjoyed a peeing session (both performing and watching). After a good backcheck further up the wooded trail, the route headed back onto streets where the pack got a little spread out. MOPENISTRATION noted that given the attire of most of the guys, it would probably be a good idea to stay together with the pack. Everyone came together when they found the lovely AH SHIT decked out in a flowing gown and veil at a beer check near a former neighbor's garage. There was great momentum to just stay in the lounge chairs under the shade of old trees... but the beer ran out, so it was back to the streets toward downtown Middleton. On the way, RACK 'EM UP was spotted on her knees and leaning over as though heaving on someone's lawn. Upon closer inspection, she was just peeing, using her flowing wedding gown as a screen. Along the way there were many civilian horn honkers and whistlers admiring the running brides, and plenty of jeers from bar patrons as the group passed by and outdoor beer garden. The pack eventually made its way downtown and found a second beer check at the Wayside Bar and Restaurant. There was a special event going on in the dining hall and the hash brides were invited into the room to entertain a veteran's reunion of Charlie Company from the Vietnam era. This led to lots of girly photos posed with vets and brides. After the beer check, it was just a short distance to St. Bernards Catholic Church for the recitation of vows led by priestly EARLY CUMMER. After a few photos and lots more horn honking, the pack headed back to the start and the On-On at the bar where they were formerly jeered. The hares served the traditional wedding fare of sloppy joes and pasta salad. With such a small group, everyone was awarded a few times including STROKES, who won the best looking mother of the bride. A few curious civilians joined the party and one fellow bought more pitchers of beer in trade for having the hash brides cozy up to his friend at the bar. Near the end, COCO showed up after completing his portion of the Frigging Long Relay. He celebrated by passing around a bottle of Grappa. What's that you ask? Well, next time you fuel up your automobile, just take a good lick on the gas pump spigot.