Madison Hash House Harriers

October 24, 2010

HASH HISTORY - FROZEN TUNDRA RUN #1 - FROZEN TUNDRA HASH #1 - Green Bay - RTG + JELLY BOOBS + PALMS 13:15

Reported by Jelly Boobs

Da first annual frozen tundra hash (aka, we'll never forget you Brent)

Hey dere, lemme tell ya, what a hoot n holler! A whole bunch of dumb hashers from Waukeshashasha and Madison H3s showed up on a rainy, cool Sunday, very much like a rainy, cool Saturday, to participate in da first annual Frozen Tundra hash. DRIBBS, AH SHIT, RTG, STAIRMASTER, TRUCKER PEE BOTTLE, PALMS, 2CAN SLAM, BUBBLES, KRACKSHOWA, JELLYBOOBS and RUMPSRINGA all showed up for the cheap beer and free entry into Packer Stadium.

We started at a bar near a bridge. We were waiting for DRIBS and KRACKA, and don't cha know it, they were sitting inside that cozy bar, watching the rest of us standing in the rain? OK, so 2 of the hashers who showed up weren't that dumb. So we finally started after some good warm-up beers. But dang it, da trail got screwed up right from the get-go. Wouldn't cha know it that as we tried to cross the property of the National Train Museum, a train was blocking access to the shiggy- a narrow path between barbed wire and the Fox river, just waitin' to get some hasher feet even further soaked. So anyways, we got holler'd at by the conductor, and officially escorted off the property. Jeepers, not much of a warm welcome there. But the trail was revived, we made it to the first BC with PALMS AND 2 CAN SLAM waiting for us with yellow and green jello shots! And liquor-soaked Door county cherries! And, it stopped raining! Life was good...until we had to leave the BC to chase the hare.

We were running our 'arses off going near, den far, from Lambeau field. AH SHIT and DRIBBs got a bit off trail trying to shortcut to the next BC while the rest of us rule-abidin' hashers made it to the next BC at Thursty's, a bar off Broadway street. Dere were tree or fer pitchers of beer for the each of us. Then we were off and stumbled for a good tree or fer blocks to the revered Packer Stadium...bar. More beer! I love Green Bay!

Finally we started to make tracks toward Lambeau. RTG actually live hared this last part and took off like a blaze of thunder. When the pack got to Lambeau, everyone short-cutted RTG's trail to the food. But wouldn't cha know, the coppers at Lambeau field, weren't too keen on RTG spilling flour all over and boy did he get a hollerin' at. Dey even brought out the flour-sniffing dogs to make sure he wasn't a spy from dem dere Chicago Bears spreadin' out cocaine as a menacing plot to frame our beloved Packers. As if the Pack even resembles dem Dallas Cowboys, gimme a break. But, he finally made 'er to the On In, aka "Bob", PALMS and 2 CAN SLAM's Packer Party-mobile, a 1998 GMC pickup all decked out in Green and Gold. He's a beaut. We were treated to tailgating for kings and queens, hasher-style. Man o' man what a set-up they got! Professional tailgaters fer sure. Ceremonies were lead by RUMPSPRINGA and somehow all of us hashers were called into the circle fer some reason or another- We must of been a hit 'cause as far as the nearest latrine a few edgekated folks were splainin' that the 'Spill in Aisle 4' was actually hashers conducting ceremonies. W'er famous! Some folks went into the game to hoot the Pack to victory, others went to the bar to holler for the bartender to bring another round of beer. Good times were had by all- can't wait fer next year!